{"id":33145,"date":"2018-06-13T14:12:24","date_gmt":"2018-06-13T18:12:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/socialmediaexplorer.com\/?p=33145"},"modified":"2018-06-13T14:12:24","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T18:12:24","slug":"trump-to-tax-social-media","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/socialmediaexplorer.com\/content-sections\/news-and-noise\/satire\/trump-to-tax-social-media\/","title":{"rendered":"Trump to Tax Social Media"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Returning in triumph to the White House from his negotiations with North Korea in Singapore, President Trump immediately called a press conference to announce another one of his patented bombshells: \u00a0He told reporters that in order to meet expenses from his hard bargaining with Kim Jong-un, he will ask Congress to pass a Social Media tax this summer.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cThat chubby little momser knows how to wheel and deal\u201d admitted Trump, the author of the bestselling book \u201c<\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The Art of the Deal<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">.\u201d \u00a0\u201cIn return for tearing down his nuclear arsenal, he\u2019s asking for a solid gold replica of Mount Rushmore, life size! And that\u2019s gonna cost. So in order to \u00a0spread the pain evenly, I\u2019ve decided that everyone on Facebook and Instagram, and especially on Twitter, should cough up some cold hard cash for using their personal social media accounts. Of course, as President, I will claim executive privilege to avoid the proposed tax. After all, I am the Duke of Dicker and the Baron of Barter.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Although details of the tax plan are still vague, inside sources say that the plan calls for a ten cent poll tax per tweet and five cents for every like on Facebook. Wishing someone a Happy Birthday on any social media platform will automatically incur a charge of twenty-five dollars. <\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">As to how this major new tax will be enforced, Trump was very succinct \u201cOld Kimmy boy is going to lend the IRS a platoon of his personal enforcers &#8212; these guys break kneecaps like breadsticks. They never heard of the Supreme Court!\u201d <\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Returning in triumph to the White House from his negotiations with North Korea in Singapore,&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":226,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7584],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33145","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-satire"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v23.8 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Trump to Tax Social Media - Social Media Explorer<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/socialmediaexplorer.com\/content-sections\/news-and-noise\/satire\/trump-to-tax-social-media\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Trump to Tax Social Media - Social Media Explorer\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Returning in triumph to the White House from his negotiations with North Korea in Singapore,...\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/socialmediaexplorer.com\/content-sections\/news-and-noise\/satire\/trump-to-tax-social-media\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"Social Media Explorer\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:publisher\" content=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/socialmediaexplorer\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:author\" content=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/socialmediaexplorer\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2018-06-13T18:12:24+00:00\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"Adam\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:creator\" content=\"@smxplorer\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:site\" content=\"@smxplorer\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"Adam\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"1 minute\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\/\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"Article\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/socialmediaexplorer.com\/content-sections\/news-and-noise\/satire\/trump-to-tax-social-media\/#article\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/socialmediaexplorer.com\/content-sections\/news-and-noise\/satire\/trump-to-tax-social-media\/\"},\"author\":{\"name\":\"Adam\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/sx6ast5b42.wpdns.site\/#\/schema\/person\/532ea00d94484eb306539e1770b2548d\"},\"headline\":\"Trump to Tax Social Media\",\"datePublished\":\"2018-06-13T18:12:24+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2018-06-13T18:12:24+00:00\",\"mainEntityOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/socialmediaexplorer.com\/content-sections\/news-and-noise\/satire\/trump-to-tax-social-media\/\"},\"wordCount\":270,\"commentCount\":0,\"publisher\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/sx6ast5b42.wpdns.site\/#organization\"},\"articleSection\":[\"Satire\"],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"CommentAction\",\"name\":\"Comment\",\"target\":[\"https:\/\/socialmediaexplorer.com\/content-sections\/news-and-noise\/satire\/trump-to-tax-social-media\/#respond\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/socialmediaexplorer.com\/content-sections\/news-and-noise\/satire\/trump-to-tax-social-media\/\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/socialmediaexplorer.com\/content-sections\/news-and-noise\/satire\/trump-to-tax-social-media\/\",\"name\":\"Trump to Tax Social Media - Social Media Explorer\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/sx6ast5b42.wpdns.site\/#website\"},\"datePublished\":\"2018-06-13T18:12:24+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2018-06-13T18:12:24+00:00\",\"breadcrumb\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/socialmediaexplorer.com\/content-sections\/news-and-noise\/satire\/trump-to-tax-social-media\/#breadcrumb\"},\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"ReadAction\",\"target\":[\"https:\/\/socialmediaexplorer.com\/content-sections\/news-and-noise\/satire\/trump-to-tax-social-media\/\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"BreadcrumbList\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/socialmediaexplorer.com\/content-sections\/news-and-noise\/satire\/trump-to-tax-social-media\/#breadcrumb\",\"itemListElement\":[{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":1,\"name\":\"Home\",\"item\":\"https:\/\/sx6ast5b42.wpdns.site\/\"},{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":2,\"name\":\"Trump to Tax Social Media\"}]},{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/sx6ast5b42.wpdns.site\/#website\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/sx6ast5b42.wpdns.site\/\",\"name\":\"Social Media Explorer\",\"description\":\"Exploring the World of Social Media from the Inside Out\",\"publisher\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/sx6ast5b42.wpdns.site\/#organization\"},\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"SearchAction\",\"target\":{\"@type\":\"EntryPoint\",\"urlTemplate\":\"https:\/\/sx6ast5b42.wpdns.site\/?s={search_term_string}\"},\"query-input\":{\"@type\":\"PropertyValueSpecification\",\"valueRequired\":true,\"valueName\":\"search_term_string\"}}],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\"},{\"@type\":\"Organization\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/sx6ast5b42.wpdns.site\/#organization\",\"name\":\"Social Media Explorer\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/sx6ast5b42.wpdns.site\/\",\"logo\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/sx6ast5b42.wpdns.site\/#\/schema\/logo\/image\/\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/socialmediaexplorer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/cropped-main-qimg-cd49c1c11b34bad95f20b20b0941f33b-lq.jpg\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\/\/socialmediaexplorer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/cropped-main-qimg-cd49c1c11b34bad95f20b20b0941f33b-lq.jpg\",\"width\":344,\"height\":121,\"caption\":\"Social Media Explorer\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/sx6ast5b42.wpdns.site\/#\/schema\/logo\/image\/\"},\"sameAs\":[\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/socialmediaexplorer\/\",\"https:\/\/x.com\/smxplorer\",\"https:\/\/www.linkedin.com\/company\/social-media-explorer\"]},{\"@type\":\"Person\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/sx6ast5b42.wpdns.site\/#\/schema\/person\/532ea00d94484eb306539e1770b2548d\",\"name\":\"Adam\",\"image\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/sx6ast5b42.wpdns.site\/#\/schema\/person\/image\/\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/34be103c65d94ee5d1badee480e143d7?s=96&d=mm&r=g\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/34be103c65d94ee5d1badee480e143d7?s=96&d=mm&r=g\",\"caption\":\"Adam\"},\"description\":\"Adam is an owner at Nanohydr8. He really loves comedy and satire, and the written word in general.\",\"sameAs\":[\"http:\/\/socialmediaexplorer.com\",\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/socialmediaexplorer\/\",\"https:\/\/x.com\/smxplorer\"],\"url\":\"https:\/\/socialmediaexplorer.com\/author\/adamt\/\"}]}<\/script>\n<!-- \/ Yoast SEO plugin. -->","yoast_head_json":{"title":"Trump to Tax Social Media - Social Media Explorer","robots":{"index":"index","follow":"follow","max-snippet":"max-snippet:-1","max-image-preview":"max-image-preview:large","max-video-preview":"max-video-preview:-1"},"canonical":"https:\/\/socialmediaexplorer.com\/content-sections\/news-and-noise\/satire\/trump-to-tax-social-media\/","og_locale":"en_US","og_type":"article","og_title":"Trump to Tax Social Media - Social Media Explorer","og_description":"Returning in triumph to the White House from his negotiations with North Korea in Singapore,...","og_url":"https:\/\/socialmediaexplorer.com\/content-sections\/news-and-noise\/satire\/trump-to-tax-social-media\/","og_site_name":"Social Media Explorer","article_publisher":"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/socialmediaexplorer\/","article_author":"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/socialmediaexplorer\/","article_published_time":"2018-06-13T18:12:24+00:00","author":"Adam","twitter_card":"summary_large_image","twitter_creator":"@smxplorer","twitter_site":"@smxplorer","twitter_misc":{"Written by":"Adam","Est. reading time":"1 minute"},"schema":{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/socialmediaexplorer.com\/content-sections\/news-and-noise\/satire\/trump-to-tax-social-media\/#article","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/socialmediaexplorer.com\/content-sections\/news-and-noise\/satire\/trump-to-tax-social-media\/"},"author":{"name":"Adam","@id":"https:\/\/sx6ast5b42.wpdns.site\/#\/schema\/person\/532ea00d94484eb306539e1770b2548d"},"headline":"Trump to Tax Social Media","datePublished":"2018-06-13T18:12:24+00:00","dateModified":"2018-06-13T18:12:24+00:00","mainEntityOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/socialmediaexplorer.com\/content-sections\/news-and-noise\/satire\/trump-to-tax-social-media\/"},"wordCount":270,"commentCount":0,"publisher":{"@id":"https:\/\/sx6ast5b42.wpdns.site\/#organization"},"articleSection":["Satire"],"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"CommentAction","name":"Comment","target":["https:\/\/socialmediaexplorer.com\/content-sections\/news-and-noise\/satire\/trump-to-tax-social-media\/#respond"]}]},{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https:\/\/socialmediaexplorer.com\/content-sections\/news-and-noise\/satire\/trump-to-tax-social-media\/","url":"https:\/\/socialmediaexplorer.com\/content-sections\/news-and-noise\/satire\/trump-to-tax-social-media\/","name":"Trump to Tax Social Media - Social Media Explorer","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/sx6ast5b42.wpdns.site\/#website"},"datePublished":"2018-06-13T18:12:24+00:00","dateModified":"2018-06-13T18:12:24+00:00","breadcrumb":{"@id":"https:\/\/socialmediaexplorer.com\/content-sections\/news-and-noise\/satire\/trump-to-tax-social-media\/#breadcrumb"},"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"ReadAction","target":["https:\/\/socialmediaexplorer.com\/content-sections\/news-and-noise\/satire\/trump-to-tax-social-media\/"]}]},{"@type":"BreadcrumbList","@id":"https:\/\/socialmediaexplorer.com\/content-sections\/news-and-noise\/satire\/trump-to-tax-social-media\/#breadcrumb","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Home","item":"https:\/\/sx6ast5b42.wpdns.site\/"},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"name":"Trump to Tax Social Media"}]},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https:\/\/sx6ast5b42.wpdns.site\/#website","url":"https:\/\/sx6ast5b42.wpdns.site\/","name":"Social Media Explorer","description":"Exploring the World of Social Media from the Inside Out","publisher":{"@id":"https:\/\/sx6ast5b42.wpdns.site\/#organization"},"potentialAction":[{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https:\/\/sx6ast5b42.wpdns.site\/?s={search_term_string}"},"query-input":{"@type":"PropertyValueSpecification","valueRequired":true,"valueName":"search_term_string"}}],"inLanguage":"en-US"},{"@type":"Organization","@id":"https:\/\/sx6ast5b42.wpdns.site\/#organization","name":"Social Media Explorer","url":"https:\/\/sx6ast5b42.wpdns.site\/","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/sx6ast5b42.wpdns.site\/#\/schema\/logo\/image\/","url":"https:\/\/socialmediaexplorer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/cropped-main-qimg-cd49c1c11b34bad95f20b20b0941f33b-lq.jpg","contentUrl":"https:\/\/socialmediaexplorer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/cropped-main-qimg-cd49c1c11b34bad95f20b20b0941f33b-lq.jpg","width":344,"height":121,"caption":"Social Media Explorer"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/sx6ast5b42.wpdns.site\/#\/schema\/logo\/image\/"},"sameAs":["https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/socialmediaexplorer\/","https:\/\/x.com\/smxplorer","https:\/\/www.linkedin.com\/company\/social-media-explorer"]},{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/sx6ast5b42.wpdns.site\/#\/schema\/person\/532ea00d94484eb306539e1770b2548d","name":"Adam","image":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/sx6ast5b42.wpdns.site\/#\/schema\/person\/image\/","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/34be103c65d94ee5d1badee480e143d7?s=96&d=mm&r=g","contentUrl":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/34be103c65d94ee5d1badee480e143d7?s=96&d=mm&r=g","caption":"Adam"},"description":"Adam is an owner at Nanohydr8. He really loves comedy and satire, and the written word in general.","sameAs":["http:\/\/socialmediaexplorer.com","https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/socialmediaexplorer\/","https:\/\/x.com\/smxplorer"],"url":"https:\/\/socialmediaexplorer.com\/author\/adamt\/"}]}},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/socialmediaexplorer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33145"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/socialmediaexplorer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/socialmediaexplorer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/socialmediaexplorer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/226"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/socialmediaexplorer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33145"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/socialmediaexplorer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33145\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/socialmediaexplorer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33145"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/socialmediaexplorer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33145"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/socialmediaexplorer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33145"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}